I take my role as VP of Sanity in Fond du Lac very seriously. I have full run of the production facility, but they no longer let me work in the woodworking department since 'someone' kept taking off with scrap wood. (They can't prove anything!)
Most of my day consists of lounging in the project management area, chasing after cardboard tubes, or seeking out scraps of goodies to snack on. It's a dog's life, but somebody has to do it.
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.